Listen up, queen. We are NOT about to sit around crying over some guy who didn’t realize he had a literal diamond in his hands. Nope. We’re taking that pain, flipping the script, and making him question every life choice that led to losing YOU.
Here’s your ultimate glow-up guide to making him regret every second without you.
1. Level Up, Don’t Break Down
Cliché? Maybe. But it works. Instead of wallowing, focus on becoming the best version of yourself. Hit the gym, ace that class, pick up a new hobby. When he sees you thriving while he’s stuck in mediocrity? Oof. That’s a regret bomb waiting to explode.
2. Live Your Best Life (And Let Him See It)
You know what’s better than telling him you’re doing great? SHOWING him. Post that fire selfie, document your adventures, and let your happiness shine through. Nothing stings more than realizing you’re completely unbothered.
3. Master the Art of the “Chill Reply”
If he texts you, do not—I repeat, DO NOT—jump for joy and write a paragraph back. Hit him with a short, sweet, and slightly mysterious response. “Oh hey, hope you’re good!” and then? Poof. Disappear. Let him marinate in his own confusion.
4. Glow-Up So Hard, He Questions His Sanity
Change up your style, switch your hair, upgrade your vibe. Not for him, but for YOU. The best revenge is looking (and feeling) so good that he wonders why he ever left.
5. Stay Mysterious, Stay Unpredictable
Don’t give him the luxury of knowing what’s next. Keep him guessing. The more unpredictable you are, the more he’ll crave the certainty he once had with you. And guess what? That certainty is GONE.
6. Have Options (And Let Him Know It)
You are NOT waiting around for him like a sad rom-com heroine. You’re out there meeting new people, making connections, and proving that he was just one chapter in your epic story. Nothing fuels regret like seeing you move on effortlessly.
7. Win the Breakup With Silence
The less you react, the more he’ll wonder what’s going on in that gorgeous head of yours. No angry posts, no dramatic texts, just pure, golden silence. Trust me—your absence will be louder than any words.
8. Be So Unbothered, It Hurts
Run into him? Flash a confident smile, be polite, and keep it moving. No drama. No bitterness. Just a cool, effortless “I’m doing great, thanks for asking” energy. It will eat him alive.
9. Remember: He Lost You, Not the Other Way Around
At the end of the day, you were the prize. You brought something special to his life, and he let it go. That’s his loss, not yours. Walk away with your head high, knowing that his regret is inevitable, and your glow-up is unstoppable.
Over to You: What’s Your Best Revenge?
Have you ever made an ex regret losing you? Spill the tea in the comments! Let’s swap stories and keep the girl gang winning.